All kidding aside, we want you to be happy with your shirts and your Roadkill shopping experience. Why can't clothes be functional and funny?
But our minds aren't always in the gutter; Sometimes they're in the toilet. It's gross--but in a genius kind of way. No joke, our t-shirts have the right stuff. They're made of percent pre-shrunk cotton go ahead, wash and dry to your heart's content! Yes, there are some professionals who work here. We counted, and we have over a thousand funny shirts to choose from. One if not all of them are bound to make you laugh.
All kidding aside, we want you to be happy with your shirts and your Roadkill shopping experience. If you're not satisfied, let us know. Exchanges and refunds are no laughing matter to us. Hey, a smile never killed anyone. Wear one of our shirts and spread some joy! It's been said that a good sense of humor will get you anywhere. And we have all the amusing, outrageous, offensive t-shirts to wear on the journey.
Looking for comical designs? We've got you covered. Nothing screams Ritalin like: Highway to Hey Look a Squirrel! Is the offensive, politically incorrect shirt more to your liking? Road Kill has your back with designs touting bitch, balls, boobs and more! Nobody does rude like us.
Be it balls or beavers, smart asses or dumb shits, we have all the shirts you'll ever need to land you in bed with that hot babe you've always wanted; Or behind bars with a rap sheet. There are some days when you just gotta wonder out loud: But she'll be soooo proud when she sees you wearing our "I Promise I'm a Doctor" shirt.
Sometime sarcastic is offensive We also offer tall tees and big and tall t shirts. Bottom of the page- So you made it past all the designs and are now really text at the bottom of our page. Well, this is all about our shirts, what we have and the fun you could have when wearing one. Questions can be answered under FAQs. We have been in business for almost 10 years and have one of the largest selections on the web.
We also offer one of the best discounts out there. Why can't clothes be functional and funny? Since you have to wear them anyway Tatum Channing, we'll give you a pass , you might as well make someone laugh doing it. We have hundreds of comical, amusing t-shirts to choose from. But a few are even clean enough for church. We have hundreds of cheap shirts; We mean that literally, most are uner 20 bucks! Not bad for a cheap laugh, eh?
Whether you're into chick flicks or the cult classics, we've got you covered when it comes to tees highlighting some of Hollywood's most brilliant moments.
Randy Quaid may not have won an academy award for his role in Christmas Vacation, but give Cousin Eddie his due by sporting our hilarious "Shitter's Full" t-shirt. Got a friend who is always MIA? What could be a more approriate gift than a "Bueller? But hey, it's not all fun and games here at Road Kill. From aliens to zombies, we've got scary shirts that warn "Paddle Faster. Every woman has a little Lindsay-Lohan-on-a-bender in her. And when the urge strikes, we have just what you need to wear.
You might need to ask your mom Kris Jenner for help. Now it's time to get dirty with our offensive shirts. If you agree that hillary sucks or repubulican suck, then we have shirts for you.
We have anti Hillary shirts and many other. This section will have you laughing your ass off especially if you "love being a prick" and would rather be a "smart ass than a dumb shit". Every man can appreciate a good blow job and it may be "The only job you'll ever love". But the offensive selection isn't just about your gigantic cock, it's got racial jokes that will crack you up like "Immigrants are like sperm, millions get in, but only one works" and "I'm not a racist, I hate everyone equally".
So sit back, grab yourself and enjoy some fucking funny shirts! The sibling to the funny category as well as the bastard from the other marriage. These shirts will shock and appall if you're in a stiff crowd or get you laid if you go to college.
What's the name of the game! Why do we play! To get fucked up! Real partying not that corporate mess includes three things: Beer, Bitches, and Bros, in that order. We have just the thing to make your night of drunken debauchery even better, a tee shirt that tells everyone of your plan for drunken debauchery, and if that's not enough for you then perhaps you need another drink.
How can you sell them so cheap. We have awesome t shirts. We don't pay rent at a store front We keep prices low, buy funny tshirts direct from the vendor and use slaves to design our shirts. These are American Slaves, we don't sink so low to import our shirts!
People ask us, why do you make fun of everyone, I say, why not. This is 'Merica, if you don't have a sense of humor, leave, life is already so freaking crazy. Put on a funny t-shirt and tell everyone to get over it. We have some sick t shirts and you can't beat the price, the selection or the original content. Sizing is spot on! The large is a perfect fit across the shoulders, isnt too baggy across the midsection, and the sleeves have a good fit.
I got this shirt cause I like funny stuff and being comfortable. This shirt must both expectations. It just so happened that I was one boat whilst sporting this article of clothing but sadly, no hoes were on the boat with me.
Just some smelly old guys trying to catch some fish. I'm buying more from this company for sure, assuming it doesn't shrink a lot in the wash. The cotton is pretty standard thickness for a shirt of this type and price. The thing that really makes it stand out is the stitching: Better than similar shirts I've purchased from other sellers. Decent fit, but a bit on the long side for me. I ordered a small and this seems halfway between a small and a medium in length. The shoulders and sleeves are a good fit for my body type.
The tag is also going to drive me crazy unless I rip it off not hard to fix. I love this shirt. In fact, I enjoy it so much, that I bought two more just so that I can continue to own the shirt after I wear the first one out.
It has that worn in tee shirt feel. The design is funny and it is a great workout shirt or casual wear shirt. Perfect humor for my 7th grade twin boys. A tiny bit offensive - perhaps too much for some overly strict schools, but not too rude, IMO. It's a flippin' hot dog joke! Sometimes a weiner is just a weiner! I like this shirt mainly because it's funny Great design on a quality shirt.
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